My favorites:
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Success is getting what you want, happiness is wanting what you get.
It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.